Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Marianna: Launch Day - Keepin' It Real

After a long road, the launch day for my debut novel, Frost, is finally here!


With so many writers chronicling their publishing experiences online, I know perfectly well that while the release of my first novel will be exciting, there will also be disappointments. I figure it will make the whole thing easier if I keep my expectations for launch day firmly grounded in reality. Hence, the following plan.


Morning:

I don’t think I’ll set an alarm, because I’ll probably be woken up early by the buzzer announcing a delivery -- flowers, champagne, that sort of thing. BUT, I am making it very clear to myself that there might not be as many of these deliveries as I’d like/expect. Maybe… ten or twenty throughout the day. Max. Shouldn’t be hoping for more.


After I’m up, I’ll turn on my laptop and go to the NY Times site. Okay, I admit that I’ll be scanning the front page for a headline like, “40-Year-Old Prodigy Releases Great American Novel.” But, you know, let’s be real -- the article will probably not be on the front page! It will probably be in the Books section. If it is, I need to remember not to be disappointed that only people interested in books will come across it.


(Speaking of the NY Times, I’d like to think that Michiko Kakutani’s review of Frost will be in the paper on launch day. Unfortunately, I don’t think her reviews are published on Tuesdays.)


Deciding what to wear on launch day will be tough. I don’t have any actual plans, which means that people must be planning surprise events. But I don’t know what sort of surprise events, so I’ll have to wear something multi-purpose. Also, I don’t want to wear something TOO noticeable, because I’m not sure I’ll be ready for all of the, “Hey! Isn’t that author Marianna Baer?” attention from random people on the street. (This may seem crazy to you, like I’m not sufficiently managing my expectations, but my neighborhood is home to YA celebrities like Gayle Forman, Libba Bray, and Melissa Walker, so people here are used to keeping their eyes peeled for us.)


Afternoon:

I’ll probably go to a couple of bookstores, just to make sure that the display table dedicated to my book is there. If it’s not, if there’s only one of those cardboard display things, I’ll be okay with that. I know Frost is my first book, and the dedicated table might not happen right away. While I’m at the bookstores, I’ll probably have to spend a few hours signing stock. Carpal tunnel on launch day isn’t very glamorous, but I’m not at the point where I can get my “to-be-signed” pages early, like John Green. If I have to sign a few hundred copies at my local B&N, so be it.


The rest of the day will probably be spent much like any other -- here at my computer. Of course, I won’t be able to help checking my Amazon ranking, and that’ll be another challenge. “Be patient, Marianna,” I’ll tell myself. “Your sales rank might not reach single digits for a week or so.”


I’m sure my phone will ring pretty much non-stop; the trick there will be remaining realistic about who will call. The president of HarperCollins, sure – that’s a no-brainer. But even though it’s fun to think that the owner of HC’s biggie parent company, Rupert Murdoch, might give me a ring, he probably has other things on his mind.


Nighttime:

Luckily, I don’t have to keep my expectations for launch night low. I have great friends. They know this is an important event. I’m absolutely positive that they’ll do something pretty special in my honor. (I wonder if they’d be allowed to rent the lights on the Empire State Building and light them up to spell Frost?)


I hope that this post is helpful to others of you who will be releasing your debut novels soon. We have to stay humble and realistic, and keep in mind that this is a job (albeit one that will make us rich and famous.) At the end of the day, the writing is the most important thing. (Well, the writing and the vintage of the Dom Perignon I’ll undoubtedly be drinking for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.)

18 comments:

  1. Well now. I should head into Chapters and make sure they have that dedicated table set up for your book. If not I will just make one for you-I used to work there so know how to merchandize, I am sure they will not mind.

    A _great_ post, lol. I raise a glass of Dom Perignon to you!

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  2. Marianna, this is brilliant! Completely realistic expectations. I hear all authors' metabolisms change on publication day so they can live on only champagne, flowers, and the worship of their adoring public.

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  3. Suddenly, a million more people have decided, after reading this post, they want to be authors too!! :)

    Happy Book Birthday - enjoy the day!

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  4. I'll be drinking Dom Perignon all day in your honor!

    Enjoy!!! So, so, so excited for you!!!! Can't wait to read FROST!

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  5. Well, now I know how to prepare myself for my launch next year. Thank you for setting my expectations. *orders Dom Perignon and clears calendar in anticipation of endless parties* ;)

    But in all seriousness, Congratulations!!! Enjoy the day!

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  6. Here in Baltimore, someone just stopped me on the street to ask, "Do you know Marianna Baer?" I must have some kind of look about me that says, "Why yes, when I'm not muddling through my own manuscript I do, in fact, hob nob occasionally with wildly successful debut authors."

    Many, many congrats, Mariannna. So excited for you!

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  7. That was a prize-winning post, Marianna! Hilarious in all the right ways. Congrats on your launch, and may your day be just as brilliant (and low key) as you expected!

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  8. Ha ha ha, I'm sure it will be spectacular. ;)

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  9. Congratulations, Marianna (and I've already read one great blogger review today).

    Hey, I thought I read that Obama bought FROST for his daughter Sasha while they were on vacation in Martha's Vineyard, but that can't be if today is your release date, right? So which FROST did they buy? Mystery!

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  10. Yay for you Marianna!

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  11. Absolutely. Agreed with 100%. :)

    Hysterical and wonderful post. Happy book birthday! (and tomorrow when I go in, I'll make sure FROST has a nice display spot in our store, if not its own dedicated table.)

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  12. This made me heart you all the more. I think people need to realize what they're up against. A life of the rich and famous can be very hard to handle, but I'm glad to see your taking it well.

    Also, did you get the bottle of champagne, the chocolates, and the balloons I sent? I didn't want to make you feel overly glamarous so I left out the flowers - That would have been a bit much.

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  13. I stayed up one night reading The Two Towers. It was pushing midnight, but I was almost done with it.

    And then it ended. If you've read it (not seen the movie), you know where it ended.

    Dammit! I couldn't leave it there! So I picked up Return of the King, figuring I'd read just the first chapter till I found out what had happened.

    Turns out you don't find out what happened until the second half of the book. By then it was nearly five in the morning.

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